Eat Dirt and Die Trash! T-Shirt, Golden Girls Shirt, Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

$19.95 $21.00

Shipping to United States: $4.75



Turn heads and serve sass with this bold tribute to the queen of Southern shade herself—Blanche Devereaux. Featuring her iconic insult, "Eat dirt and die, trash!" this tee is perfect for fans who like their Golden Girls with a side of drama and a whole lotta attitude.

Perfect for:
✔️ Golden Girls superfans
✔️ Lovers of witty comebacks
✔️ Anyone who’s ever had to put someone in their place (with class, of course)

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

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